I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more.
i have the magical power to rip every pair of tights i touch
somebody tell me where i can find red tights oh god
writing papers for elementary foreign language classes makes me feel so dumb because in english i’m fairly articulate but i literally just wrote in german: “I have a door. the door is big. the door is brown. i have a room.” i’m handing this in for a grade.
at rehearsal tomorrow they’re just practicing a dance? please explain in a 5 page essay what you need sound tech for if you want me to wake up at 8:30 on a saturday
"hey can i have a couple of those fries"
stony beaches are way better than sandy ones
by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime